If I'm Not Dead, He's Not Done

If I'm not dead, He's not done.

***Please allow up to 5 business days for order processing. When you order from us, every item is bespoke and printed in-house just for you, and that process takes some time! Please don't let that keep you from ordering from us - we're a small team but growing with your support!

-Premium Heavyweight 13.5oz, 450 gram 3-end fleece with double fleece lined hood.
-Antique silver eyelets and drawcord tips.
-Double ribbing side ribcage panels for stretch.
-Body and hood panels sewn cross-grain to limit shrinkage to an absolute minimum.
-Designed and printed in the USA.

This is not the hoodie that your wife or girlfriend stole from you and won't give back. This is the hoodie that she never gets her hands on because you keep it under lock and key as soon as you take it off. Ultra premium and super heavyweight, this hoodie looks and feels like a million bucks. Just make sure you keep your eyes on it...